It's celebrity story time at the library.
The guest of honor is a popular literary cat with an oversized head.
The room is full of little kids.
What could go wrong?
The downtown branch of the Omaha Public Library was about to find out, says the Omaha World Herald's Josefina Loza:
Children love Skippyjon Jones because he's adventurous and has a knack for getting in and out of trouble. And at the library, Skippyjon lived up to his reputation, giving a few dozen children an unforgettable eyeful.READ the whole thing to find out what happened next.
Parents, teachers and nannies guided children to a carpeted area on the fourth floor of the library. They anxiously awaited the grayish-brown kitten's arrival.
Many of the little boys and girls inched closer to the costumed cat, who sat near a librarian who was reading one of his books. In between readings, Skippyjon gave hugs and handshakes.
As Omahan Joanna Ziemba, a downtown child care instructor, stepped closer to the cat, she noticed something was wrong. His oversized eyeball had started to dangle from its socket.
Another child care provider tried to warn Skippyjon about his droopy eye.
"Oh, no, Skippy," she said. "Your eye is about to fall out.
Here, let me put it back in."
I ain't telling you any more because, frankly, I don't want you spewing your damn coffee all over my perfectly clean blog.