Friday, September 16, 2011
3 Chords & the Truth: You better run, girl. . . .
Young girl, get out of my mind.
(And get into this week's episode of 3 Chords & the Truth.)
My love for you is way out of line! Better run girl . . . you're much too young, girl.
But would you mind terribly if I channeled my testosterone and visions of carnal knowledge into a Top-40 smash hit? C'mon . . . people will love it.
So hurry home to your mama. I'm sure she wonders where you are. . . .
Get out of here before I have the time to change my mind . . . 'cause I'm afraid we'll go too far.
BUT . . . then again, too far is such an antiquated relic of the semi-Victorian era of the 1960s. Maybe I can do a rap about going as far as we can before Chris Hansen shows up with a camera crew.
We got it all this week on the Big Show. How big is it?
Well, 90 minutes, of course. What did you think I was going to say?
Shame on you. This is a fambly show.
It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.