In Georgia, the law's the law. And you have to be "consecutive" in enforcing the law.
If you're one of Midway's finest, that means you have to consecutively work the steps of policing an unheard-of burg in the wilds of Carter Country.
First . . . be an idiot.
Being a bully, you can work on when you run across a lemonade stand run by three little "girlses."
UNFORTUNATELY, a Savannah TV station thought it was sufficient to do only a news story on Barney Fife Gone Wild (and in drag):
The girls had only been opened [sic] for one day before Midway’s police chief and another officer cruised by and saw the stand.NO, DOING a story on this and letting it go is neither good television nor good citizenship. What's required here is the Full Gomer.
“They told us to shut it down [and we didn't know why],” 10-year-old Skylar Roberts said.
“We had told them, we understand you guys are young, but still, you’re breaking the law, and we can’t let you do it anymore. The law is the law, and we have to be consistent with how we enforce the laws,” Midway Police Chief Kelly Morningstar said.
By a city ordinance, the girls must have a business license, peddler’s permit, and food permit to set up shop, even on residential property. The permits cost $50 a day and a total of $180 per year. City officials said it’s their job to keep everyone safe and healthy, and there can be no exceptions to the rules.
“We were not aware of how the lemonade was made, who made the lemonade, of what the lemonade was made with, so we acted accordingly by city ordinance,” Chief Morningstar said.
“It’s almost like they don’t have anything better to do. I’m going to let it go. I’m trying to teach them good. I don’t think if I keep on, it’ll teach them a good thing,” Amy Roberts said.
STEP 1: Get copies of the municipal code and the state criminal code. And a lawyer.MAKE SURE you go step-by-step in this, and don't try to do all this stuff concurrently. That wouldn't work.
STEP 2: You, the lawyer, your cameraman and the assembled volumes of The Law (which is The Law, you know) stake out Chief Ditzo and her Keystone Crusaders.
STEP 3: Wait for them to violate something. Keep the camera running.
STEP 4: Once the violation has occurred and been duly videotaped, you, the lawyer, the assembled volumes of the state and municipal codes and the cameraman pile out of your stakeout location -- camera running -- yelling "Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!"
Because you have to be consecutive in enforcing the law.