Looky what you just might find when mowing the lawn in south Omaha.
After seeing this picture on the Nebraska Humane Society's Facebook feed, I had visions of animal-control officers struggling with the little alligator and yelling "Choot 'im! Choot 'im, Elizabeth! Choot 'im!"
ALAS, this is Nebraska and not Louisiana, we're not Swamp People, and we don't play them on the History channel, either. Besides, baby gators are cute little things and, according to the Omaha World-Herald, we seem to have a soft spot for 'em.
Once, of course, we decide we're not hallucinating in the brutal heat.
AWWWWWWWWWWW. And, for God's sake, keep Troy Landry away from the little feller.
Noland, 63, spotted the alligator, still alive but lethargic, about 9 a.m. behind the Alano Club at 1523 Vinton St.
Mark Langan with the Nebraska Humane Society said the alligator was most likely a pet that got away or was set loose when it got too big.
Noland choked up and grew teary-eyed as he recalled his first glimpse of the gator. "His sad little eyes just tore me up ... It was unique. I'll never forget that little fella."
The gator's rescuer plopped him in a container of water and massaged the cool liquid into its skin.
"He was feisty once he cooled down ... He had life and his eyes sparkled up," Noland said. "He was ready to rock on somebody and I was glad to see that ... because I thought he was going to die."
UPDATE: I blame Troy Landry for this. Somehow.