Fortunately, this week's edition of 3 Chords & the Truth is better than the weather around these parts.
Indeed, it was a dark and stormy night.
And -- again, fortunately -- the Big Show this week also is better than Edward Bulwer-Lytton's infamous prose. But on the other hand, this pretty much covers it; just substitute Omaha for London:
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.COME TO think of it, scratch the part about "fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps." We've had electricity in these parts for several years now.
Aye, it was a dark and stormy missive your Mighty Favog labored to extract from the well-worn keyboard -- its shift key reduced to a "Sh" key, resisting the repeated demands of the author's right pinky that it peaceably submit.
Yet the show went on, as indeed it had to go on.
Though the watery tempest raged outside the studio, 3 Chords & the Truth was undaunted. The music played, and life went on.
The storms called for unconditional surrender, but the Big Show would not yield.
The music played -- alas! -- and life went on.
AND YOU likely will find it all quite enjoyable. Unlike this purple prose.
It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.