Don't mind me.
I'm just sittin' here in a nostalgic funk, watchin' K&B drug-store commercials and weeping for my lost youth.
And I don't even have a bottle of K&B vodka to crawl into. Damn you, Father Time! Damn you and your smirking emo apprentice!
And don't forget the Alka-Seltzer and disposable douche. Big night.