In 1987, '80s teenyboppers cover '60s classics, and those of us reared on the original figure the country is heading for a cultural low tide.
De-evolution, as it were. Thanks, Tiffany.
Hell, if we had known where this hip-hop thing was going to end up 20 years later, we probably just would have committed hara-kiri.
Quick! A palate cleanser!