Strawberry Square, produced by what in the 1980s was the Nebraska ETV Network, may be the explanation for any strange behavior exhibited by people from the ages of 36 to, perhaps, a decade younger.
This 1981 episode of the instructional program, aimed at early elementary students, is . . . is . . . is . . . aw, hell, it was the '80s, people! I don't know what to make of it, and you don't either.
It may or may not make more sense if you're wearing an Izod polo shirt. Pink. Maybe pastel green.
Oh . . . the little girl in the show?
Here she is today.