If we all paid as much attention to making actual good products as we do to bullshit, we wouldn't have to worry about how we'll ever manage to learn Mandarin.
So we can converse with our new Chinese overlords.
This is the Windows Phone 7 team celebrating, no doubt, the inflicting of yet another so-so Microsoft product upon the world. Oy. So geeks think they can dance?
THEN the WinPhone peeps had a "funeral" for the iPhone. And took pictures with an Android phone.
Thus, the story of America today. All hype, no substance. All hat, no horse.
All bullshit, no side of beef.
How about this for a revolutionary, countercultural thing for tech hipsters to embrace? How about, when you make a new product, you make sure it's a good one, OK? And then you could, like, shut the hell up about it.
Celebrate by lifting a couple at the neighborhood tavern. Tell someone "Attaboy!"
Or "Attagirl!" We're not sexist.
JUST QUIT giving us reasons to think your mad tech skillz may be, in reality, just as lame as your choreography. And your parade planning.