If a certain teen-age heartthrob is any indication of "how we ball at the Omaha mall," I'd rather watch paint dry.
But Twitter says this is da bomb, trendingwise, so it must be fab.
Or . . . maybe it's time for America to overthrow the running-dog teenybopper mindlessness and return whathisname to performing in the annual talent show at some fresh suburban high-school hell.
Maybe it's time to rise up against a level of adolescent crap that makes Donny Osmond look profound.
MAYBE it's time to dig deeper into the music -- maybe it time to try music for a change -- and "trend" over to the Big Show, otherwise known as 3 Chords & the Truth.
What do you have to lose? It's not like 3 Chords & the Truth could be any worse putrid than how Justin Bieber "balls" at the Omaha mall.
Save America's children. Eschew the suck. Rebel by playing the good stuff -- loudly.
It's only Western civilization that lies in the balance. Your choice.
I'm not bitter or anything. No sirree. Not me.
It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.