You'd be warped, too, if you watched this guy on television for 25 years.
This is Price LeBlanc. He sold cars around Baton Rouge for decades, and his kids still do today.
And this was his shtick.
I remember this shtick from when he was doing it standing next to a 1970s AMC or Chrysler in front of a curtain in the Channel 9 studios. And I remember it from when he was doing it in a car lot full of Toyotas.
Hell, I remember him walking into the Cotton Club, a watering hole and seafood joint just north of LSU, and nobody letting him leave until he said "Dahlin'!"
This probably not only explains a lot about the mental instability of your humble blogger, but also about the place that spawned him. Dahlin'!