This is Molly the Dog. She is the boss of us.
For the most part, she is a benevolent dictator. She doesn't require much of her subjects -- just food, water, treats, outside, inside and constant adoration.
Sometimes, she treats her unworthy footservants with amusing displays such as this. To Molly, however, it was simple dog logic: Want to lie in sun. Sun on table. Jump up on table. Lie in sun on newspaper on table.
No, Your Highness.