A couple of '70s classic bits from Doctor San Guinary and Creature Feature on Omaha's KMTV, Channel 3.
It's easy to see that the Doctor must have been wildly popular among adolescent males in particular. And the first bit -- with the Bible-story lady, Miss Jean, playing brilliantly against her straitlaced image -- is memorable.
Creature Feature meets Miss Jean's Storytime? With Miss Jean and her puppet getting in all the zingers? Classic.
And, in the second bit . . . nothing more needs to be said about using a speculum to stop the bleeding of a severed head.
So, the next time you see a "staid" and "laconic" Midwesterner, remember there's likely a warped and disturbed individual lurking beneath the stereotype.