As we speak, there are Mac enthusiasts flocking to their local Apple stores wanting to buy the new MacBook Wheel. I have a better name for it, but there are ladies present.
Really, if Steve Jobs built it, people would buy it. Probably the same people who really enjoy tagging MiniDiscs.
I think the reason The Onion's satire is so damned funny is because you know there's someone out there. . . .
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