This episode of 3 Chords & the Truth is for the Class of '79.
Heck, the Class of '78, for that matter. Or even '76 or '80.
That's right, we goin' old school for a big chunk of the Big Show this week. And it will be good. And you will dance.
Well . . . at least as much as your bad back and aging knees will allow.
ALL YOU NEED to join in the fun -- no matter whether you're 15 or 50 -- is to drag something double-knit (triple-knit is even better) out of the closet, find yourself a pair of ridiculous shoes and shake shake shake (shake shake shake) shake your booty.
Heh, I said "booty." (Snicker.)
If your closet or attic is tragically bare of embarrassing attire, I can wait for you to get back from a quick Goodwill run.
But hurry, it's gonna be fun.
SO, THAT'S the deal on 3 Chords & the Truth this week -- horrifying clothes, dance-o-licious tunes. Among other stuff, being that we're nothing if not diverse on your Internet headquarters for freeform goodness.
It's the Big Show. Be there. Aloha.