You couldn't much avoid Hee Haw if you grew up in the South in the '60s and '70s and your family owned a television.
AND IF YOU fit that certain profile, chances are that Hee Haw worked its way into your psyche somewhere. Chances are, your psyche never recovered.
This would explain why the telephone number BR-549 makes you chuckle more than 30 years later. Back when Hee Haw was on the air and we were much younger, Samples Sales was the place to buy a jalopy from dubious salesmen.
Now, Samples Sales is where this country goes when it needs a new president. Obviously.
And remember, folks, that number is BR-549. Saaaaaaa-LUTE!
OH, LEST WE FORGET. . . .