Thursday, November 30, 2006

Linzee iz adequite att beeng illedderut

Thee brilliyunt moovee stare Linzee Low Hand haz reeleesd ay kondolens lettr shee rote too thuh famlee of thee layt dur rectur Robrt Alt Man. Aye fownd thee lettr too bee kwite mooveng an verree profown inn ayn unnkonvenshunul mannr inn thez posemawdernt tymz.

Itt iz two bade thate them snottee englands iz makeing funn of linzee, ass them doo nawt evn spel moste of the wordz wee uze in englissh rite. skrewe themz all, aye saye!

Fawr yer reedeing pleshure, aye wil poste ann x-surpt frum thys liturrary masturpees thayt wille liv forevr inn thee harts uv alle thoz hoo luv thuh englissh langwidg:

The 20-year-old actress, who scored a part in Altman's last movie, A Prairie Home Companion, made the interesting decision to go public with a condolence letter she wrote to the Altman family in the wake of his death from cancer last week. The passion was certainly there - she, like many dozens of actors before her, clearly adored the experience of working in Altman's characteristic freeform style - but the letter was also spectacular in its incoherence and disregard of basic grammar and spelling.

"I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career," she began, less than certainly. "He was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years... He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do." A little lower down, she fell into improv philosophy, apparently riffing on the notion that life is too short to waste: "Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) - everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on. - altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come." And she signed off, "Be adequite. Lindsay Lohan."

Aynt shee wundrfull? Cee, drynking harde duzz mak yew smrte!

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