Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Cop a feel for Our Troops (TM)


There are 2,852 Americans just freakin' ecstatic, I am confident, to be dead so their countrymen might have the right to dress like pimps and hos in camo, then drink themselves silly. I am sure their loved ones are thrilled about this as well.

Salute the military on Thursdays.

We're proud of the men and women who have risked their lives to protect our American freedoms. The right to free speech, to vote, to bear arms -- and get naughty!

Dress in your sexiest military gear (camouflage is always hot) for the military bash at Naughty Lounge, 10730 Pacific St.

The club has dubbed every Thursday as military appreciation night with happy-hour specials until closing. Cover is $3. A military ID gets you in the door for free.

For more information, call the club at 614-3407.

Nothing good comes of a licentious society defended by a neo-Hessian military (commanded by King George, no less). If more of those in their "sexiest military gear" were dodging AK-47 rounds and IEDs as part of a conscript military -- instead of driving their SUVs to the Naughty Lounge to unleash their inner Lynndie Englands -- they might find more compelling reasons for getting blown to Kingdom Come than the right to "get naughty."

Not to mention that American politicians might be far less careless with lives far more likely to be those of brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews . . . and children.

And the budding barflies -- with many family members (and potentially themselves) at risk for becoming yet another insurgent's ticket out of a Middle Eastern dung heap and into a virgin-stocked Paradise -- might be propelled toward at least the tiniest twinge of guilt at how cavalier be their debauchery.

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